Cows, The Constitution, The 10 Commandments

COWS
       Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in  Canada  almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.. 
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THE CONSTITUTION
       They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. 
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
       The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians .... it creates a hostile work environment. 
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       Also, think about this ... if you don't want to
forward  this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART
OF THE  PROBLEM! It is time for America to speak up! 
Yep, I passed it on!