Medical Miracles

A doctor from Israel says:
"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man's 
testicles,   we put them into another man ,and in less than 6 weeks he is  looking for work"

A German doctor comments:
"That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a 
person, we  put it into another person's head and in just 4 weeks he is looking  for work".

A Russian doctor says:
“That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart 
from a person,   we put it into another person's chest and in only 2 weeks he is able  to  look for work”.

The US doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us. About a year  ago, in the USA ,  we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls, we made   him President,   and now the whole country is looking for work!!"