Looking for work . . . .

A doctor from Israel says:  "In Israel the medicine is so advanced
that we cut-off a man's testicles, we put them into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work". 

The German doctor comments:  "That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person's head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work". 

A Russian doctor says:  “That's nothing either.  In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work”.

The US doctor answers immediately:  That's nothing colleagues, you are way behind us . . . . in the USA (about a year ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls . . . . . we made him President and now the whole country is looking for work!!!!!