Official Announcement
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."
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