Question from Arizona

Question from Arizona

Let me see if I got this right!!!
If you cross the north Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard
Labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained
indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from
again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy
and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into
political prison to rot.

If you go to Australia you are told to learn the language and obey
their laws or get out.
If you cross the U. S. border illegally you get:
1 - a job,
2 - a drivers license,
3 - a social security card,
4 - welfare,
5 - food stamps,
6 - credit cards,
7 - subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
8 - free education,
9 - free health care,
10 - a lobbyist in Washington to assure you that your language will be
protected.
11 - and the right to carry your country's flag while you protest that
you don't get enough respect or rights.
I just wanted to make sure I had a firm grasp on the situation.