If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanuel, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore."
If that doesn't scare the SHIT out of you, then you are probably destined to be constipated for the rest of your life.
Caution: Potential side effects may include immediate nausea and/or vomiting.
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