Divorce Agreement

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound maybe this would be a solution we could live with.
DIVORCE AGREEMENT -- This is so incredibly well-put, and I can hardly believe it's by a young person, a student!! A law student yet.

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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et. al.:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.
2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, WalMart, and Wall Street.
8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, and rednecks, you can keep the bailout ceo's, wallstreet manipulators, and check-cashing outlet thieves.
10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
15. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and sensible cars.
16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

17. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
18. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
19. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World".
20. We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
21. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and Jane Fonda with you.
P.S.S.: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our country.

Liberal Morgan Freeman

Apparently, Mr. Freeman believes that President Obama should have been left alone. Left alone to do as he damn well pleases and anyone who doesn't accept that is well... a racist.

Not surprising really once you consider the man, the thinking and the allegations. Those like Morgan Freeman who support such institutionalized thinking, have little else to support their positions. They are not critical thinkers and they do not possess the ability to think objectively. In their small minded world, politics is a simple equation.
Everything is Bush's fault, those criticizing Barack Obama are racist and all Republicans and most white people are inherently evil racists bent on depriving the black race of what is rightfully theirs.

Obama Lie of the Day

Nobody wants to punish success in America.

- President Obama on his deficit plan which targets small businesses and wealthy individuals with more taxes.

Hussein Obama’s Tough Spot

It is so tough when you are an anti American President.  When you hate Israel and want to do everything you can to damage Israel, but need the Jewish vote to get reelected, it is just a tough spot for Barack Obama to be.

Liberal LIE of the Day

There's nothing much to brief him on.

- White House Press Secretary Jay Carney talking about Solyndra. Really? The president and his team pumped-up Solyndra for 2 years, it goes under, and there is nothing to tell the president? Wow.

Census Form

They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?" I replied - "12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable people, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 idiots in the U.S. House and Senate. Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Obama’s Liberal Media Believes Palin/Tea Party Supporters Toothless Racists

Sarah Palin inspired her typical extraordinary level of excitement and attendance at our Tea Party Express V national bus tour rally in Manchester, NH. I overheard a national reporter commenting to two of our staff members, “Yeah, Palin draws a crowd but they are all missing teeth.”

I was furious! I wanted to say, “How dare you? You arrogant jerk!” I held my tongue as a representative of Tea Party Express.

After attending over 200 tea parties on six national bus tours, I can assure you the majority of the attendees are extremely well informed, educated, articulate and patriotic Americans. They are not stupid rednecks as the reporter's comment implied. Unfortunately, the snobby reporter's view of the tea party is shared by the liberal Obama sycophant media.

At our Tea Party Express rally in Providence, RI, a former Marine and his adult son stood in the rain and wept along with others as I sang “God Bless the USA”. We embraced as brothers in our love for the greatest nation on the planet. Feeling the warmth which filled the air as I sang, I commented to the audience, “Does this feel like hate to you?”

And yet, the Congressional Black Caucus claimed these same Tea Party patriots desire to see me, a black man, “hung from a tree”.

So, the consensus of the left and liberal media is the Tea Party is white ignorant violent racists. Their strategic branding of the Tea Party is designed to justify the Obama administration's vitriolic language which include threats of violence.

Jimmy Hoffa referring to the Tea Party sent out his union thug clarion call to “take the sons of b***** out!” Decent hard working American Tea Party activists are now fearful for their lives.

My dad says while a snake can swim under water like a fish for a very long time, eventually it must come up for air because it is not a fish. It is a snake.

Obama pretends to be a president. But when pressured, the real Obama comes up for air revealing himself to be a community organizer; a rabble-rousing promoter of entitlements and class envy willfully dividing Americans along racial lines. Obama and his minions are evil.

We have seen Obama in numerous cowboy movies. Obama is the loud mouth guy standing on the steps of the jail-house yelling at the crowd. He works the crowd into a frenzy causing them to overrule the sheriff and the law, drag out the prisoner and hang him without a trial.

Since the beginning of his presidency, on numerous occasions, our community-organizer-in -chief has worked his minions into a frenzy to punish white police, banks, Wall Street, corporate CEOs, private jet owners, Arizonians, insurance companies, doctors, the rich, and anyone opposing Obamacare.

As testimony to the effectiveness of the Tea Party, Obama has instructed his minions, Congressional Black Caucus and unions to escalate their slander and level of vitriol which now includes threat of violence. The left has set aside September 17^th as their National Day of Rage. Lord knows what evil they have scheduled. The left has created a violent hate-filled game titled, “Tea Party Zombies Must Die”. www.teapartyzombiesmustdie.com

Meanwhile, the liberal media appears tone deaf to the lies, hate, anger and violence coming from the left. When Obama instructed his minions to “push back twice as hard” against those who opposed Obamacare, black conservative Kenneth Gladney was beaten and sent to the emergency room by SEIU thugs. Clearly, Obama's new enforcers are misinformed flash mobs of black youths attacking whites across America.

And who does the liberal media promote as being ignorant, extreme and dangerous? The Tea Party.

Hussein Obama’s Uncle

On the day Obama gave his speech, as the news media was looking in the other direction, Federal Immigration authorities quietly released Obama’s Uncle Omar.   Where is the media outrage over the preferential treatment of a relative of the President?

News Headlines–Not From Obama’s Media Lapdogs!

Whoopsie! Employers Say Obama Plan Won't Lead to Hiring

 

Fact checking Obama's job speech: not a lot truth from Barack

 

Third gun found at border agent's murder scene tied to 'Fast and Furious'

 

Report: Obama's drunk uncle released from prison by ICE

 

Solyndra and Team Obama, joined at the hip

Drive a Liberal Crazy

Start a rumor:

The radical, fringy, and racially incendiary Reverend Jeremiah Wright was actually Barack Obama's pastor and friend for two decades—oh wait, that's true!

Progressives (Liberal)

Explain to a liberal that you cannot fathom what is remotely "progressive" about the kind of ideology which seeks to reduce U.S. per capita income to levels last seen in the 1860s.

Liberal Democrat Civility

DNC chair Debbie Wasserman makes it pretty clear that she has absolutely no intention of answering the question or addressing what was said by Jimmy Hoffa Jr. as a lead in speaker to President Obama's labor day rally speech in Michigan this weekend.

And she makes it perfectly clear that she isn't going to "focus on the language."

So this is the civility that this administration and their minions have repeatedly attempted to refocus their opposition to? Yet no sooner than they speak of civility and call for common decency in discourse, they are right back to their old Saul Alinsky playbook of demonizing their opposition at the first opportunity. After which, they want to stand there blank faced and annoyed that anyone might actually take notice of their hypocrisy.

Or worse, that others might actually take exception to it.

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In light of yesterday's Jimmy Hoffa Jr. post, I thought this from Small Dead Animals would be good to link to:

Aug 11, 2009: President Obama calls for civility in the health care debate.

Feb 4, 2010: President Obama calls for civility at National Prayer Breakfast.

Jan 12, 2011: President Obama calls for civility after Tucson shooting.

And this from the same source:

Immediately after Hoffa threatened his fellow Americans, Obama had the opportunity to encourage him to strive for civility. He did not. Instead, he included him in a list of folks he's "proud" of.   h/t Marc in Calgary.

Obama isn't who they told us he was...  he is who we told you he was.

Republican or Democrat

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. 

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrat's demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it..

A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his. 
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.

Questions for WE Christians

Christians go to great lengths to work in food kitchens, help out in disaster areas rebuiling or cleaning or in some way helping out the victims. Christians even go to 3^rd world countries and volunteer as missionaries to help those folks out.

BUT why is it that Christians do not go out of their way to “fix” the morals and values of the country they live in. The entertainment industry has filled the airways with filth and trash which has played a big part if tearing our country down. We Christians are not willing to stop watching our TV shows or movies or to write the networks to complain about the content of the tv shows/movies they put on the air. Or whatever. . . .

Gibson: Feds Want Guitar Woodwork Done by Foreign Labor

Gibson: Feds Want Guitar Woodwork Done by Foreign Labor

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/09/02/gibson-feds-want-guitar-woodwork-done-by-foreign-labor/#ixzz1WtgWlOiT

Gibson Guitar Corp. is claiming the Obama administration wants more of its woodwork done overseas, as a bizarre battle heats up between the government and one of the country's most renowned guitar makers.

The dispute started in 2009, when federal agents raided the company over suspect wood shipments from Madagascar. Gibson took that case to court but has denounced the administration with a vengeance after agents returned late last month to raid several Gibson factories -- this time out of concern that Indian export laws had been violated.

Though some reports on the dispute have cited environmental concerns, court documents suggest the latest battle boils down to a simple, non-environmental question -- which country is working on the wood?

Gibson's CEO has said repeatedly that the only reason his company is in trouble is because U.S. workers are completing work on guitar fingerboards in the United States. In an interview earlier this week, CEO Henry Juszkiewicz claimed that the U.S. government even suggested Gibson's troubles would disappear if the company used foreign labor.

The Justice Department is hamstrung from talking about the case because it's an ongoing investigation. Justice spokesman Wyn Hornbuckle told FoxNews.com only that agents were looking for evidence of "possible violations" of a law governing imports of plants and wildlife.

Hornbuckle also confirmed that no charges have yet been filed in either of the two cases.

Court documents help explain the root of the tree dispute. According to search warrants associated with the latest raid, federal agents in June intercepted a shipment of Indian ebony apparently bound for Gibson in Tennessee. The documents noted that Indian law "prohibits the export of sawn wood," which can be used for fingerboards -- but does not prohibit the export of "veneers," which are sheets of woods that have already been worked on.

The search warrants alleged that the intercepted shipment was "falsely declared" as veneer, something that would have been legal. However, the documents said the ebony was in fact unfinished "sawn wood," supposedly illegal.

This led to the raid on Gibson facilities late last month.

Juszkiewicz said in a statement that the U.S. government has effectively suggested "that the use of wood from India that is not finished by Indian workers is illegal, not because of U.S. law, but because it is the Justice Department's interpretation of a law in India."

A representative at the Indian Embassy in Washington could not be reached for comment.

But Juszkiewicz has since claimed that his company's wood exports do in fact comply with Indian law, even if American workers are doing some of the work.

In an interview on the company website, Juszkiewicz said Gibson "for decades" has purchased fingerboard wood that is two-thirds finished.

"The fact that American workers are completing the work in the United States makes it illegal," he said, citing the government's position.

Juszkiewicz maintains Gibson is still complying with the law.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/09/02/gibson-feds-want-guitar-woodwork-done-by-foreign-labor/#ixzz1WtgWlOiT

Important Political Headlines

Perry now clear frontrunner after latest national poll.

ZeroBama: for the first time since 1945, economy adds exactly ZERO jobs.

Poll: 8 in 10 Americans Disapprove of Obama on job creation.

White House finally admits economy won’t be much better in 2012

Liberal Warren Buffett

If liberals are going to be hypocrites, the one thing you can say for them, at least they do it big.

Famed liberal Warren Buffett recently made news when he claimed the government should be taxing the wealthy more.

Oops.  Turns out Buffett’s company Berkshire Hathaway owes over $1 billion in back taxes.

The Obama Bus Tour : deceit

Obama did not ride the bus on his big bus tour. He flew on Air Force One between stops and then rode a couple of miles pretending to ride the bus through America.

An AP reporter said that Obama might have ridden these expensive buses only one mile at each stop. Therefore, it wasn’t really a “BUS TOUR”! Obama spent most of the “BUS TOUR” on an airplane traveling between stops. It looks like Obama has scammed the American people again……..with the help of the liberal media.

And so the duplicity that props this guy up continues.

How in hell anyone can trust a damned thing reported by the MSM is beyond me.